Citing the currently increased degree to which his employment saps him of his available energy, local man Steven Gunderson has said he will be unavailable to remove the paper grocery bag from his kitchen floor. Steven had used the last of his strength last night to deposit the bag on his floor and move it’s contents to various, largely incorrect locations around his kitchen.
When questioned as to when he feels he might be able to remove the bag, Steven responded with “Well, I hear March isn’t going to be quite as busy.”
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