Late last night, shortly after it was determined that former Vice-President Joe Biden had achieved victory in both the popular vote and electoral college, the president admitted defeat and wished…
According to statisticians with the Department of Mathematics at Cornell University, it is highly likely that the first mass shooting of 2020 has just now been reported. While it is…
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Time Traveler From Distant Future Has Zero Questions About Trump
As you likely all know, the scientific community has been celebrating for the past week after plucking one random individual from far in the distant future and bringing him to…
Today is America’s Aunts Day and whilst many of the younger generations may only know this as another day off school, we should never forgot the lessons of this day.…
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Investors Urge Microsoft To Invest In Midnight Meat Trains
Last year, we reported on Amazon’s proposal to automate and replace our country’s aging Midnight Meat Train system. Their system has only rolled out in a few test cities so…
Elder Roderick Stevens of the Modesta clan celebrated his sixtieth birthday yesterday. As is our law, Stevens is making preparations to leave civilization before the next full moon so as…
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Supreme Court Votes 5-4 in Favor of Rapists Being Supreme Court Justices
In the Supreme Court’s first volunteered decision, the Supreme Court voted 5-4 in favor of “rapists” and “rape adjacent individuals” being Supreme Court Justices.
New local centenarian and prominent citizen Steve Huzman celebrated his hundredth birthday today with his grandchildren. Ever the entertainer, Dr. Huzman kept the youngsters enthralled with tales from his prankster…