Local heterosexual man, Steve Gunderson recently pointed out to a friend that the majority of Halloween costumes worn by women are overly revealing and sexual in nature. His friend, who wishes to remain anonymous, reports that that it appears as though Steve was thinking out loud, having just come to this realization mere miliseconds before.
Later in the day, Steve Gunderson was seen in a local cafe engaging in what one onlooker described as a “giggle fit” after Steve realized most female costumes could be described as “slutty _______.” With the the underscored portion representing any possible nonsexual costume idea. Google reports that, after his giggle fit had concluded, he requested that his google personal assistant remind him to “Write Op-ed” in mid-October.
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