Earlier today, upon being notified via phone call that you were en route to a large public gathering, your mom choose to remind you about the ever present danger of mass shootings in the modern era.
Well, you know what to do if some guy shows up in a trenchcoat with an AR-15.
Your Mom
*Awkward chuckle*
Update: Upon deep reflection, you have assertained that you also choose to casually mention to your mom that you were going to large event so that it would be less surprising if you were shot in the head while waiting in line to play Pokemon: Sword & Shield.
I write this shit.
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