Uproarious laughter echoed through the halls of your childhood home as your mom issued a statement that was intended to be non-sexual but that had a very obvious and very sexual alternate meaning. After four minutes of reflection however, it became clear to everyone involved that she probably doesn’t fully understand words anymore. If anything, your mom’s “wet pussy” remark is proof positive that whatever is left of the women who raised you will soon be gone forever.
I write this shit.
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