In my day and age, naughty had only one very specific use case. And it’s definition was whatever the big man up north desired*. You got on the good list by doing your homework and going to church. And you got on the naughty list by thinking thoughts that your dad said were bad.
But this new generation that I’m hiring to have sex with me has a new use for this word. And, quite frankly, it’s confusing and it just feels wrong. That Santa-specific language doesn’t belong in this context. And it’s only getting more common as the holiday approaches. It’s liable that every prostitute that I hire between now and New Year’s is going to ask if I’m a “naughty boy.” Well, excuse me my very talented sex worker friend but the only naughty boy in this house is my son and I’ve locked him in his room for the night.
*This author knows Santa doesn’t exist. This was just me being humorous.
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