We have still not heard from President Trump since the Iraqi parliament voted to expel U.S. troops on Sunday. But U.S. Army officials have already issued orders that troops on…
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Biden Campaigns Hard on Not Taking Away Annual Open Enrollment Meetings
It’s that time of the year again and millions of Americans are currently attending their annual open enrollment meetings for 2020. For those unfamiliar with this practice, employers in the…
Associate of Pete Buttigieg Arrested Trying To Destroy HPANA Forum Archive
Steve Gunderson, a long time associate of presidential candidate Mayor Pete Buttigieg, was arrested last night as he was attempting to break into a server farm in northern California at…
Trump Disheartened His Kidnapped Refugee Children Are Aging Out Of Halloween
President Donald Trump visited the West Texas tent city where the majority of the underage refugees currently in ICE custody are kept. While he has taken several meetings in nearby…
Experts Say Donald Trump Broke Both His Legs, Trump Disagrees
President Trump suffered what appeared to be a serious fall on Thursday as he was attempting to climb the stairs leading up to Air Force One. The event was caught…
The past thirty-four months have seen a stark rise in suicide rates as well as involuntary inpatient admissions due to mental health concerns. Rate increases were largest in the 18-30…
Man Dives Headfirst Into Long Running Political Discussion Thread
Local computer user, Steve Gunderson has announced his plans to put aside his rewatch of season 7 of Gilmore Girls and, instead, spend this week getting up to date with…
Time Traveler From Distant Future Has Zero Questions About Trump
As you likely all know, the scientific community has been celebrating for the past week after plucking one random individual from far in the distant future and bringing him to…
As You’re Watching The Democratic Debate Tonight, It’s Important To Remember That Mario Maker 2 Unlocks At 9PM PST
The second democratic debate is set to air tonight at 6PM PST and will feature the current two front runners for the Democratic party’s nomination, former Vice President Joe Biden…
Biden Announces Roadtrip Centric Plan To Heal Nation
Since the 2016 election, a number of think pieces have pointed out the lack of “specific policy” as the fatal of the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign. Clearly looking to not…