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Experts Say Donald Trump Broke Both His Legs, Trump Disagrees

by Daniel

President Trump suffered what appeared to be a serious fall on Thursday as he was attempting to climb the stairs leading up to Air Force One. The event was caught on camera by a CNN news crew and, within the hour, it was the talk of all of the major news networks. While the bulk of commentary focused on how this would affect his upcoming public appearances, several guest medical advisors took a look at the footage and agreed that the president had almost certainly broken the tibia in both his right and left legs. One medical expert did however allow for the possibility that the president may have just severely strained the tendons in his legs.

This made it all the more confusing when the White House released a statement yesterday evening indicating that the president had not injured himself in the slightest and that no “complete fall” had actually occurred. Since this announcement, several political commentators, backed by medical advisors, have called for proof of the president’s health status. In a written statement, press secretary Stephanie Grisham has said that the “pure speculation” on the president’s personal health is entirely out of line and reeks of a conspiracy. We will keep you updated as this story develops.

Update: The White House has released a recent candid photograph of the president as proof of the president’s good health. It can be seen below.

“Case closed” says The White House.

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