Local computer user, Steve Gunderson has announced his plans to put aside his rewatch of season 7 of Gilmore Girls and, instead, spend this week getting up to date with…
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Time Traveler From Distant Future Has Zero Questions About Trump
As you likely all know, the scientific community has been celebrating for the past week after plucking one random individual from far in the distant future and bringing him to…
How To Remember Your Relative’s Names Now That Your Mom Is Dead
No one wants to show up to their mother’s funeral and be unable to recall any of the names of their uncles, cousins and great uncles. Depending on the size…
Nintendo Hears Your Mario Maker 2 Complaints And They’re Looking Into Removing Tags
In many ways, Mario Maker 2 is exactly the game everyone expected it to be, for better and for worse. With a large number of additions, including slopes, ON/OFF switches…
Teacher Loves Being Fucked, By A Consensual Partner Of An Appropriate Age
Our inside sources have indicated to us that Miss Stevens of Gunderson Middle School in Chino, California absolutely enjoys sex. Provided, of course, that the sex is consensual and with…
Scientists and working members of the American Horticultural Society met in New Orleans this week for their group’s annual conference. Besides the normal social get-togethers and panels addressing recent developments…
God Took Special Notice Of The Five Hours You Spent Trying To Beat That Mario Maker 2 Level
Looking down upon his infinite domain, the just and loving deity that created the entirety of our existence took notice of the afternoon you spent repeatedly trying to beat that…
We Followed Camgirls On Twitter And All They Tweet About Is Sex
“Camsites” is the common parlance for the websites where sex performers strip and/or perform sexual acts on a livestream. And “camgirls” is the common parlance for these performers, although the…
As You’re Watching The Democratic Debate Tonight, It’s Important To Remember That Mario Maker 2 Unlocks At 9PM PST
The second democratic debate is set to air tonight at 6PM PST and will feature the current two front runners for the Democratic party’s nomination, former Vice President Joe Biden…
Yoga Instructor Is Last YouTuber To Not Say N-Word
A recent survey conducted by Vice.com has revealed Stevie Gunderson, an internet yoga instructor from Santa Fe, to be the last prominent YouTuber to not say the N-word. Exact usage…