Reports are coming in that Steve Gunderson spent lunch vividly imagining applying for a new job. As if ordained by fate, Steve stumbled into a new job opening which matches …
February 2019
This Gamer Explained The Plot Of Kingdom Hearts To Donald Trump
Last Friday, President Donald participated in a press conference which seemed very much structured to discredit Mueller’s upcoming report and refocus the news media towards his immigration policies. And whilst …
Legendary basketball star and cohost of “Inside The NBA,” Shaquille O’Neal spoke to ESPN reporter Steve Gunderson on his ex-wife, current girlfriend and general romantic history. Amongst his many relationship …
I’m Not A Nazi, I’m Just Okay With Standing Next To Nazis
“Okay, I don’t agree on the Nazi thing but we both agree on the statue thing so I’m going to stay.”
Most People In Social Situations Feel Awkward, And Are Currently Writing Satirical Article About It
Listen, we all know that feeling. You’re at a party or some other large social situation and you feel like you don’t know what to say and that everyone here …
Amnesiac Forgets Everything, Except That Trump Is A Shitbag
Steve Gunderson, a local man from Wisconsin, has recently been diagnosed with an unusual case of amnesia. A long time staple of soap operas and science fiction, amnesia is a …
In preparation for a particularly lengthy, hearthy mid day nap, Steve Gunderson consumed a Clif Bar — an energy bar intended for hikers and outdoor recreation. Just before Steve slipped …
Request For Audience Participation Inspires Terror At Comedy Show
Last night, UCB Sunset’s audience was left terror struck when professional, unpaid improvisor Steve Gunderson asked someone in the audience to say a little something about how their day was …
Stevie Gunderson, the lonely new kid in town, reports that he has found an ancient-looking wooden chest in the attic of his new house. Upon attempting to open it, Stevie …
Band Discovers Secrets of The Universe, Songs Still Not Any Good
This is the kind of review that I really hate. Because Cinnamon Toast’s new album entitled “A Series Of” is, plain and simple, a series of boring, generic pop punk …