Reports are coming in that Steve Gunderson spent lunch vividly imagining applying for a new job. As if ordained by fate, Steve stumbled into a new job opening which matches this limited qualifications. This would be the opportunity to get away from the endless grind of his current field and really go for something he’s passionate about. And maybe he has to take a small pay cut to get into the ground floor but, in the long term, he’ll actually be getting a real living wage. And more importantly, it’ll be work he can be proud. He can finally hold his head up high and be content. Maybe even happy. Onlookers report that Steve appeared full of uncharacteristic hope for a better future as he imagined applying for this job.
Update: Steve Gunderson did not apply for the job.
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