This modern world is all just a little too much for all of us at times. The city lights grey out the stars and the endless vibrating of our cellphones…
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What Does A World Without Tables Look Like?
A lot has been into the discovery of fire and the wheel. These are considered the cornerstones on which ancient civilization was built. But what of the humble table? I…
Philadelphia Announces New Gritty Extended Universe
This project is obviously still in development but I am prepared to announce that Gritty had some difficult teenage years.
Pres Trump, the “Nickelback of Presidents,” convinces himself he likes Nickelback.
Our political experts generally agree that this was intended as an insult. And our comedy experts also agree that, as an insult, it is of somewhat subpar quality.
Apex Legends – Comprehensive Lore Breakdown
The first motion comic reveals that, before her time competing, Bangalore was best friends with a local robotic bartender by the name of Pathfinder. Although Bangalore is too stoic to …
Reports are coming in that Steve Gunderson spent lunch vividly imagining applying for a new job. As if ordained by fate, Steve stumbled into a new job opening which matches…
This Gamer Explained The Plot Of Kingdom Hearts To Donald Trump
Last Friday, President Donald participated in a press conference which seemed very much structured to discredit Mueller’s upcoming report and refocus the news media towards his immigration policies. And whilst…
Legendary basketball star and cohost of “Inside The NBA,” Shaquille O’Neal spoke to ESPN reporter Steve Gunderson on his ex-wife, current girlfriend and general romantic history. Amongst his many relationship…
I’m Not A Nazi, I’m Just Okay With Standing Next To Nazis
“Okay, I don’t agree on the Nazi thing but we both agree on the statue thing so I’m going to stay.”
Most People In Social Situations Feel Awkward, And Are Currently Writing Satirical Article About It
Listen, we all know that feeling. You’re at a party or some other large social situation and you feel like you don’t know what to say and that everyone here…