This modern world is all just a little too much for all of us at times. The city lights grey out the stars and the endless vibrating of our cellphones insure that we can never get a moment’s peace. That’s why I like to get away from it all, go out into nature, stare up at the brilliant night sky and spend a few hours thinking about butts for a change.
Give it try yourself, one of these days. At first, your impulse may be to think about a butt you’ve seen recently at the gym or a courthouse. But, remember, this time belongs to you — not these butts. Think about butts as a concept, as an essence, separate from the rest of this crazy, modern world. Just as these two magical shapes that pull at your soul.
I write this shit.
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