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What’s Happening?
Investors Urge Microsoft To Invest In Midnight Meat Trains
Last year, we reported on Amazon’s proposal to automate and replace our country’s aging Midnight Meat Train system. Their system has only rolled out in a few test cities so …
Man’s Death Heralded As Fantastic Metaphor
As an obvious metaphor for the current political and economic divide, this story has electrified social media. Prominent twitter user and Vice columnist Austin Walker received over ten thousand twitter …
I Love Staring Into The Vast Nothingness Of The Universe And Thinking About Butts
This modern world is all just a little too much for all of us at times. The city lights grey out the stars and the endless vibrating of our cellphones …
Philadelphia Announces New Gritty Extended Universe
This project is obviously still in development but I am prepared to announce that Gritty had some difficult teenage years.
What Does A World Without Tables Look Like?
A lot has been into the discovery of fire and the wheel. These are considered the cornerstones on which ancient civilization was built. But what of the humble table? I …
Pres Trump, the “Nickelback of Presidents,” convinces himself he likes Nickelback.
Our political experts generally agree that this was intended as an insult. And our comedy experts also agree that, as an insult, it is of somewhat subpar quality.
Apex Legends – Comprehensive Lore Breakdown
The first motion comic reveals that, before her time competing, Bangalore was best friends with a local robotic bartender by the name of Pathfinder. Although Bangalore is too stoic to …
Reports are coming in that Steve Gunderson spent lunch vividly imagining applying for a new job. As if ordained by fate, Steve stumbled into a new job opening which matches …
This Gamer Explained The Plot Of Kingdom Hearts To Donald Trump
Last Friday, President Donald participated in a press conference which seemed very much structured to discredit Mueller’s upcoming report and refocus the news media towards his immigration policies. And whilst …