Flash polls conducted after the first Presidential debate for the 2024 election have shown a startling new paradigm begin to develop in public opinion. When asked, 63% of participants said…
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I Detest Trump But My Business Depends On His Presidency
Like many Americans, I followed the 2016 presidential campaign very closely and, like a majority of Americans, I found Donald Trump to be quite lacking as a candidate. The policies…
Trump Seriously Concerned Detained Migrant Children Won’t Get A Halloween This Year
Many of those watching Donald Trump’s weekly coronavirus briefing yesterday morning have noted that he seemed “a little off.” Some commentators online have noted that, at one point, the president…
Only Four People At Microsoft Know How Much The Xbox Series X Costs
With both Microsoft and Sony releasing video game consoles this fall, a sort of standoff has developed between the two rivals. With both seemingly holding back key details about their…
Man With Statue Of Himself Pretty Sure Nothing More He Can Do For The Poor.
Reports are coming in that Steven Gunderson, a man who owns a statue of himself, feels that he really can’t do anything else to help the poor. This thought first…
Neighbors Concerned After Packers Fan Dresses Newborn In Chicago Bears Attire
Neighbors of Steven Gunderson, a long time fan of the Green Bay Packers Football team, have expressed concern on social media after they noticed that he has purchased several officially…
Come Celebrate New Year's Eve With Chaturbate
For the pornographic “camming” website known as www.chaturbate.com, New Year’s Eve has naturally proved to be one of their highest traffic days. Steve Gunderson, the head of public relations for…
Local Man Gives Up All Worldly Pleasures To Become An Expert On Used Cars
As preparation for a big, moderately priced used car purchase, a local man by the name of Steven Gunderson has pledged to give up all of the world’s many pleasures.…
Sports Analysts Predict Interest in Football Game to Gradually Increase as Relatives Arrive
Enthusiasm for the NFL football games scheduled to air alongside this year’s American Thanksgiving dinner is predicted to start at close to rock bottom. This is in keeping with a…
Winter Weather Conspires To Keep Americans Away From Their Racist Relatives
Dual winter storms are expected to hit both coasts over the next couple days, disrupting the biggest travel week of the year. Now we all know travel delays are certainly…