Last year, we reported on Amazon’s proposal to automate and replace our country’s aging Midnight Meat Train system. Their system has only rolled out in a few test cities so…
As an obvious metaphor for the current political and economic divide, this story has electrified social media. Prominent twitter user and Vice columnist Austin Walker received over ten thousand twitter …
Our political experts generally agree that this was intended as an insult. And our comedy experts also agree that, as an insult, it is of somewhat subpar quality.
Last Friday, President Donald participated in a press conference which seemed very much structured to discredit Mueller’s upcoming report and refocus the news media towards his immigration policies. And whilst…
“Okay, I don’t agree on the Nazi thing but we both agree on the statue thing so I’m going to stay.”
Steve Gunderson, a local man from Wisconsin, has recently been diagnosed with an unusual case of amnesia. A long time staple of soap operas and science fiction, amnesia is a…
Steve Gunderson, a local man, reports that he has yet to experience one season finale in his twelve years working for Pire Consulting. Unlike many other first world countries, employers…
Producers over at Naughty America have produced an innovative new video in which Skin Diamond, a pornographic actress, is informed of Trump’s nonexistent impeachment in the middle of a scene.…
For the first time in his presidency, President Trump has asked all the major networks for airtime during primetime. He plans to use his time, at 9PM EST tonight, to…
An extensive survey conducted by Dr. Andrew Kindler has revealed that we have completely run dry our Trump/Christmas joke supplies. Dr. Kindler has appeared on several episodes of Doug Loves…