Late last night, shortly after it was determined that former Vice-President Joe Biden had achieved victory in both the popular vote and electoral college, the president admitted defeat and wished…
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Trump Seriously Concerned Detained Migrant Children Won’t Get A Halloween This Year
Many of those watching Donald Trump’s weekly coronavirus briefing yesterday morning have noted that he seemed “a little off.” Some commentators online have noted that, at one point, the president…
Only Four People At Microsoft Know How Much The Xbox Series X Costs
With both Microsoft and Sony releasing video game consoles this fall, a sort of standoff has developed between the two rivals. With both seemingly holding back key details about their…
No One Has Told Bon Appetit’s Claire About The Coronavirus
For the most part, Bon Appetit, a culinary magazine with a large YouTube presence, is handling the coronavirus crisis like many media companies. Their contributors and editors are all working…
We here at Spotify see what you’re doing. Some time ago you noticed that none of your algorithmically generated daily mixes had any Halsey in it. So you’ve been furiously…
Here Is What The Trump Administration Is Doing To Prevent The Coronavirus From Hitting Their Immigrant Detention Centers
They’re not doing shit.
How To Build A Gaming PC And Two Cheese Sandwiches In 2020
Even with new consoles on the horizon, a gaming PC will likely remain the best possible way to play video games for the foreseeable future. And building your own desktop…
Coronavirus Expert Not Worried About Opening Weekend of The Hunt
Doctor Steven Gunderson, a prominent official with the Center for Disease Control took some time at a recent press conference to reiterate their recommendations for Americans. At this point, we…
Beleaguered Nation Prepares Itself For It’s Coworker’s Coronavirus Theories
While many countries around the world are the in middle of the Coronavirus outbreak and stepping up efforts to quarantine and contain it’s spread, the US has not yet been…
Pinkberry’s New Slogan: “No One Has Ever Died Inside A Pinkberry”
The frozen yogurt chain Pinkberry has a new slogan that plays upon the purported health benefits of their frozen yogurt and the general light, happy atmosphere of their establishments. Starting…