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We here have noticed a lot of confusion amongst our relatives on social media around this Thursday, the twenty-whatever-st of November. We would like it to be clear to everyone…

Despite the tremendous podcast boom we’ve seen recently in the Los Angeles comedy community, alternative and smaller venue comedians have always had a hard time finding physical venues in Los…

Have you ever noticed that every man’s Halloween costume can always be described as Depressed ____________? Where the blank field can stand in for pretty much anything. Depressed pirate. Depressed…

President Donald Trump visited the West Texas tent city where the majority of the underage refugees currently in ICE custody are kept. While he has taken several meetings in nearby…

The past thirty-four months have seen a stark rise in suicide rates as well as involuntary inpatient admissions due to mental health concerns. Rate increases were largest in the 18-30…

Local heterosexual man, Steve Gunderson recently pointed out to a friend that the majority of Halloween costumes worn by women are overly revealing and sexual in nature. His friend, who…

Our inside sources have indicated to us that Miss Stevens of Gunderson Middle School in Chino, California absolutely enjoys sex. Provided, of course, that the sex is consensual and with…

Looking down upon his infinite domain, the just and loving deity that created the entirety of our existence took notice of the afternoon you spent repeatedly trying to beat that…

Coughing, either excessive or mild, is one of the most common health complaints and can have any number of root causes. Someone going to their local doctor with that symptom…

Fresh off spending the morning opening birthday presents from his parents, Steve Gunderson is currently hanging out in his local Starbucks and thinking about the passage of time. Whilst he…