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We here have noticed a lot of confusion amongst our relatives on social media around this Thursday, the twenty-whatever-st of November. We would like it to be clear to everyone …

Despite the tremendous podcast boom we’ve seen recently in the Los Angeles comedy community, alternative and smaller venue comedians have always had a hard time finding physical venues in Los …

Have you ever noticed that every man’s Halloween costume can always be described as Depressed ____________? Where the blank field can stand in for pretty much anything. Depressed pirate. Depressed …

President Donald Trump visited the West Texas tent city where the majority of the underage refugees currently in ICE custody are kept. While he has taken several meetings in nearby …

The past thirty-four months have seen a stark rise in suicide rates as well as involuntary inpatient admissions due to mental health concerns. Rate increases were largest in the 18-30 …

Local heterosexual man, Steve Gunderson recently pointed out to a friend that the majority of Halloween costumes worn by women are overly revealing and sexual in nature. His friend, who …

Our inside sources have indicated to us that Miss Stevens of Gunderson Middle School in Chino, California absolutely enjoys sex. Provided, of course, that the sex is consensual and with …

Looking down upon his infinite domain, the just and loving deity that created the entirety of our existence took notice of the afternoon you spent repeatedly trying to beat that …

Coughing, either excessive or mild, is one of the most common health complaints and can have any number of root causes. Someone going to their local doctor with that symptom …

Fresh off spending the morning opening birthday presents from his parents, Steve Gunderson is currently hanging out in his local Starbucks and thinking about the passage of time. Whilst he …