Dual winter storms are expected to hit both coasts over the next couple days, disrupting the biggest travel week of the year. Now we all know travel delays are certainly …
Earlier today, upon being notified via phone call that you were en route to a large public gathering, your mom choose to remind you about the ever present danger of …
No one wants to show up to their mother’s funeral and be unable to recall any of the names of their uncles, cousins and great uncles. Depending on the size …
Today is America’s Aunts Day and whilst many of the younger generations may only know this as another day off school, we should never forgot the lessons of this day. …
Reports are coming that Steve Gunderson, a local man, is not excited about some/all of the guests at his annual family Christmas Day feast. He last got a chance to …
Uproarious laughter echoed through the halls of your childhood home as your mom issued a statement that was intended to be non-sexual but that had a very obvious and very …
Reports are coming in that this dog is really fucking digging into those blankets. This expert reporter would guess that the act of burrowing is an instinct left over from …
At approximately 2:47 PM today, your phone vibrated and issued it’s literally trademark tone to indicate a default notification. It was not a Steam app notification tone indicating a video …
Local man, Steve Gunderson, is currently engaged in Thanksgiving dinner with his Dad and Stepmom’s family despite not knowing the names of any of the sixteen members of his stepmom’s …
A recent phone survey showed that, for the third year in a row, a majority of Americans plan to spend their Wednesday in silent meditation, prepping for the eventuality that …