Dual winter storms are expected to hit both coasts over the next couple days, disrupting the biggest travel week of the year. Now we all know travel delays are certainly…
Earlier today, upon being notified via phone call that you were en route to a large public gathering, your mom choose to remind you about the ever present danger of…
No one wants to show up to their mother’s funeral and be unable to recall any of the names of their uncles, cousins and great uncles. Depending on the size…
Today is America’s Aunts Day and whilst many of the younger generations may only know this as another day off school, we should never forgot the lessons of this day.…
Reports are coming that Steve Gunderson, a local man, is not excited about some/all of the guests at his annual family Christmas Day feast. He last got a chance to…
Uproarious laughter echoed through the halls of your childhood home as your mom issued a statement that was intended to be non-sexual but that had a very obvious and very…
Reports are coming in that this dog is really fucking digging into those blankets. This expert reporter would guess that the act of burrowing is an instinct left over from…
At approximately 2:47 PM today, your phone vibrated and issued it’s literally trademark tone to indicate a default notification. It was not a Steam app notification tone indicating a video…
Local man, Steve Gunderson, is currently engaged in Thanksgiving dinner with his Dad and Stepmom’s family despite not knowing the names of any of the sixteen members of his stepmom’s…
A recent phone survey showed that, for the third year in a row, a majority of Americans plan to spend their Wednesday in silent meditation, prepping for the eventuality that…