As you likely all know, the scientific community has been celebrating for the past week after plucking one random individual from far in the distant future and bringing him to…
July 2019
How To Remember Your Relative’s Names Now That Your Mom Is Dead
No one wants to show up to their mother’s funeral and be unable to recall any of the names of their uncles, cousins and great uncles. Depending on the size…
Nintendo Hears Your Mario Maker 2 Complaints And They’re Looking Into Removing Tags
In many ways, Mario Maker 2 is exactly the game everyone expected it to be, for better and for worse. With a large number of additions, including slopes, ON/OFF switches…
Teacher Loves Being Fucked, By A Consensual Partner Of An Appropriate Age
Our inside sources have indicated to us that Miss Stevens of Gunderson Middle School in Chino, California absolutely enjoys sex. Provided, of course, that the sex is consensual and with…
Scientists and working members of the American Horticultural Society met in New Orleans this week for their group’s annual conference. Besides the normal social get-togethers and panels addressing recent developments…
God Took Special Notice Of The Five Hours You Spent Trying To Beat That Mario Maker 2 Level
Looking down upon his infinite domain, the just and loving deity that created the entirety of our existence took notice of the afternoon you spent repeatedly trying to beat that…