Listen, I don’t want to continue this conversation and I don’t think you want to continue this conversation. Hell, neither of us really wanted to start this conversation. We just …
Following internal review shortly after it moved to long term memory, your brain has decided to move the memory of you shitting your pants to permanent long term memory. This …
Sometimes, just whenever I’m feeling like it, I like to say to the men in my life “I’m cold” when I’m definitely not cold. I mean, how could I possibly …
For two seasons, The Masked Singer has delighted audiences and critics alike in large part due to it’s commitment to it’s unique formula. For those unfamiliar, The Masked Singer is …
In relatively quick succession, both Apple and the Alphabet corporation have announced that they will remove support for the word “Buttigieg” in an update to their American English language autocorrect …
In an apparent gaff and possible reference to ex-producer and accused sexual predator Harvey Weinstein, a member of Donald Trump’s impeachment defense team accidentally referred to him as “Mr. Weinstein.” …
Reports are coming in that Steven Gunderson, a man who owns a statue of himself, feels that he really can’t do anything else to help the poor. This thought first …
Citing the currently increased degree to which his employment saps him of his available energy, local man Steven Gunderson has said he will be unavailable to remove the paper grocery …
This has been a harrowing twenty four hours for the entire country. The nation is still divided on how exactly to deal with Iran and if the assassination of General …
We have still not heard from President Trump since the Iraqi parliament voted to expel U.S. troops on Sunday. But U.S. Army officials have already issued orders that troops on …