Listen, I don’t want to continue this conversation and I don’t think you want to continue this conversation. Hell, neither of us really wanted to start this conversation. We just…
Following internal review shortly after it moved to long term memory, your brain has decided to move the memory of you shitting your pants to permanent long term memory. This…
Sometimes, just whenever I’m feeling like it, I like to say to the men in my life “I’m cold” when I’m definitely not cold. I mean, how could I possibly…
For two seasons, The Masked Singer has delighted audiences and critics alike in large part due to it’s commitment to it’s unique formula. For those unfamiliar, The Masked Singer is…
In relatively quick succession, both Apple and the Alphabet corporation have announced that they will remove support for the word “Buttigieg” in an update to their American English language autocorrect…
In an apparent gaff and possible reference to ex-producer and accused sexual predator Harvey Weinstein, a member of Donald Trump’s impeachment defense team accidentally referred to him as “Mr. Weinstein.”…
Reports are coming in that Steven Gunderson, a man who owns a statue of himself, feels that he really can’t do anything else to help the poor. This thought first…
Citing the currently increased degree to which his employment saps him of his available energy, local man Steven Gunderson has said he will be unavailable to remove the paper grocery…
This has been a harrowing twenty four hours for the entire country. The nation is still divided on how exactly to deal with Iran and if the assassination of General…
We have still not heard from President Trump since the Iraqi parliament voted to expel U.S. troops on Sunday. But U.S. Army officials have already issued orders that troops on…