Following internal review shortly after it moved to long term memory, your brain has decided to move the memory of you shitting your pants to permanent long term memory. This…
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Autocorrect Drops Support for "Buttigieg"
In relatively quick succession, both Apple and the Alphabet corporation have announced that they will remove support for the word “Buttigieg” in an update to their American English language autocorrect…
Thank You Tech, Google Offers Free Pixel Phones If Wildfires Destroyed Your Home
Large portions of both Northern and Southern California have been besieged by wild fires this past week. It may be hard to imagine a time before Google was the biggest…
Uber Exec Says Generating Revenue Not Key to Uber Business Success
Uber’s stock price took another plunge earlier this week and analysts are largely pointing to the California legislature passing AB5. The bill is currently on it’s way to Governor Newsom’s…
Google Stadia PAX Panel Will Announce Launch Titles, Stadia Successor
A well known leaker on Resetera has provided some hints for what surprises Google has for their first Stadia PAX panel. Whilst the leaker choose to omit any specific titles,…
Epic Game Store Acquires Exclusive Rights To Sell 36-Packs of Amazon-Basics Batteries
In what could be called a coup for Epic Games’s new digital video game marketplace, the Epic Game Store announced on their twitter that they have acquired the exclusive rights to…
Local Man Uses Skills Learned in Graduate School To Research Anal Sex
Steven Gunderson, a local recipient of a Masters in History from University of Southern California, set to work today compiling articles, research paper and reputable first hand experiences regarding anal…
Man Dives Headfirst Into Long Running Political Discussion Thread
Local computer user, Steve Gunderson has announced his plans to put aside his rewatch of season 7 of Gilmore Girls and, instead, spend this week getting up to date with…
Scientists and working members of the American Horticultural Society met in New Orleans this week for their group’s annual conference. Besides the normal social get-togethers and panels addressing recent developments…
Yoga Instructor Is Last YouTuber To Not Say N-Word
A recent survey conducted by Vice.com has revealed Stevie Gunderson, an internet yoga instructor from Santa Fe, to be the last prominent YouTuber to not say the N-word. Exact usage…