Steve Gunderson, a local man, volunteerly blocked out time today to phone in a complaint about his service at a local electronics store. Reports indicate he turned off the television …
As an obvious metaphor for the current political and economic divide, this story has electrified social media. Prominent twitter user and Vice columnist Austin Walker received over ten thousand twitter …
This project is obviously still in development but I am prepared to announce that Gritty had some difficult teenage years.
Legendary basketball star and cohost of “Inside The NBA,” Shaquille O’Neal spoke to ESPN reporter Steve Gunderson on his ex-wife, current girlfriend and general romantic history. Amongst his many relationship …
Louis C.K. has mastered it all. He is a beloved comedian, TV star and upcoming movie star of “I Love You, Daddy!” Well, earlier today, Louis C.K. posted his resolutions …
An extensive survey conducted by Dr. Andrew Kindler has revealed that we have completely run dry our Trump/Christmas joke supplies. Dr. Kindler has appeared on several episodes of Doug Loves …
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Local Man Not Excited to Reconnect With Relatives He Saw at Thanksgiving
Reports are coming that Steve Gunderson, a local man, is not excited about some/all of the guests at his annual family Christmas Day feast. He last got a chance to …
While other people typically give up on nap time once a obstacle presents itself, this local man is different. A normal person would admit defeat if it’s too bright or …
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President Trump Has Christmas Surprise For Children He Kidnapped
Earlier today, President Trump showed up to an event at the largest West Texas camp that ICE maintains to store the migrant children they currently have in custody. Reporters on …
Reports are coming in that this dog is really fucking digging into those blankets. This expert reporter would guess that the act of burrowing is an instinct left over from …