Local teen, Rebecca Gunderson, was born with a rare genetic defect that resulted in her legs not forming at all.
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Local Man Did Not Anticipate Family Being Murdered When He Chose This T-Shirt.
When this new college freshmen, Stephan Gunderson, awoke on September 21st and put on his brand new “Sluggo is Lit” t-shirt, he never could have anticipated the tremendous tonal clash …
Epic Games Inc. Officially Changes Name to Epic, Maker of Fortnite Inc.
Earlier today, Epic Games Inc filed articles with the California Secretary of State to officially amend its business name to “Epic, Maker of Fortnite Inc.” Once approved, box art for…
The First Good Website Gets Second Good Twitter Account
Shout out to the Fresno County Public Library at @fcpl.
Earlier today, President Trump completed an immense model build of the HMS Royal George. Reports indicate that the president awoke this morning at the crack of dawn and choose to…
We Asked R/TREES About Their Favorite Trees and Here Are The Top Ten Responses
NUMBER 1. “I apologize for the confusion. Trees is a nickname for marijuana. You’re in the wrong subreddit.This subreddit is about marijuana.” NUMBER 2. “WEEEEEED! I’m just joshing you. Some…
I Think I’d Be Fine with Kate Micucci Murdering Up to 19 People
Now, I’m not saying that comedian and actor Kate Micucci has murdered anyone. I’m just saying that, if she did murder someone, I would vote innocent. Presuming I was in…
MTA Delays Midnight Meat Train for Fifth Week in a Row
The Conductor to hold a press conference Friday, September 21st to discuss possible additional meat schedules to appease the supernatural creatures who live under the city.
Old Man Fondly Recalls Swatting Stranger on Xbox Live
New local centenarian and prominent citizen Steve Huzman celebrated his hundredth birthday today with his grandchildren. Ever the entertainer, Dr. Huzman kept the youngsters enthralled with tales from his prankster…
New Scientific Study Reveals Everyone is Fine
A lengthy study out of Massachusetts Institute of Technology has concluded with some surprising results. For the first time, a stunning combined total 87% of Americans indicated that they were…