A lengthy study out of Massachusetts Institute of Technology has concluded with some surprising results. For the first time, a stunning combined total 87% of Americans indicated that they were fine with 67% of the more than a hundred thousand participants responding with “I’m fine.”
Despite their optimism, the remaining 20% showed a growing confusion about their future by responding “What? I’m fine.” However, fewer than 1% of Americans responded with “Things could be better. I don’t know. I can’t complain I suppose.”
This study flies in the face of what many in the artistic and journalistic fields have longed believed. That we are all melancholia addicted deviants who cling to the bottle to block out the creeping notion that meaning is an unobtainable delusion. For those who share this belief, just know that you are singularly alone in this.
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