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In a one of the kind mass dream event, more than 70 million Americans report experiencing a dream last night at approximately 2:45 AM EST, in which President Trump fell…

Amazon has announced plans to develop an alternative to the Midnight Meat Train system. The MTA has been forced to delay the regular weekly Midnight Meat Train deliveries a number…

Look guys, I know that women said he raped her but Greg asked if it would be cool if his friend came along. And in that moment, it felt weird…

I am sick and tired of people treating my T-Rex costume like it’s some kind of joke. It’s same thing every single year. Lots goofs on tiny arms and Jurassic…

The Upright Citizen Brigade has announced plans to offer an intermediate course at it’s Los Angeles Franklin location centered on the texting of comedian Paul F Tompkins. This course has…

In an annual policy conference, key figures in the LGBTQA community have announced plans to add the letter C to the acronym. The acronym will now stand for lesbian, gay,…

Initial excitement at receiving a message from a long time friend was tempered when it’s contents appeared to contain a screencap of a 4chan post. Last contact with said friends…

September 16th marked the first day of Barron Trump’s biweekly trip to the White House and he appears to have made quite the find for White House historians. You see,…

In the Supreme Court’s first volunteered decision, the Supreme Court voted 5-4 in favor of “rapists” and “rape adjacent individuals” being Supreme Court Justices. 

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