The “vacation cut” is very much about a normal African American family enjoying a normal family vacation.
March 2019
Robert Mueller Forces The Onion Staff To Work Over Weekend
Earlier today, Robert Mueller turned in his much anticipated report on Russian interference in the 2016 election to the Attorney General William Barr. We will likely not know the full …
So there.
Investors Urge Microsoft To Invest In Midnight Meat Trains
Last year, we reported on Amazon’s proposal to automate and replace our country’s aging Midnight Meat Train system. Their system has only rolled out in a few test cities so …
Man’s Death Heralded As Fantastic Metaphor
As an obvious metaphor for the current political and economic divide, this story has electrified social media. Prominent twitter user and Vice columnist Austin Walker received over ten thousand twitter …
I Love Staring Into The Vast Nothingness Of The Universe And Thinking About Butts
This modern world is all just a little too much for all of us at times. The city lights grey out the stars and the endless vibrating of our cellphones …
What Does A World Without Tables Look Like?
A lot has been into the discovery of fire and the wheel. These are considered the cornerstones on which ancient civilization was built. But what of the humble table? I …
Philadelphia Announces New Gritty Extended Universe
This project is obviously still in development but I am prepared to announce that Gritty had some difficult teenage years.
Pres Trump, the “Nickelback of Presidents,” convinces himself he likes Nickelback.
Our political experts generally agree that this was intended as an insult. And our comedy experts also agree that, as an insult, it is of somewhat subpar quality.
Apex Legends – Comprehensive Lore Breakdown
The first motion comic reveals that, before her time competing, Bangalore was best friends with a local robotic bartender by the name of Pathfinder. Although Bangalore is too stoic to …