In the Supreme Court’s first volunteered decision, the Supreme Court voted 5-4 in favor of “rapists” and “rape adjacent individuals” being Supreme Court Justices.
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When this new college freshmen, Stephan Gunderson, awoke on September 21st and put on his brand new “Sluggo is Lit” t-shirt, he never could have anticipated the tremendous tonal clash …
Earlier today, Epic Games Inc filed articles with the California Secretary of State to officially amend its business name to “Epic, Maker of Fortnite Inc.” Once approved, box art for …
Shout out to the Fresno County Public Library at @fcpl.
Earlier today, President Trump completed an immense model build of the HMS Royal George. Reports indicate that the president awoke this morning at the crack of dawn and choose to …
NUMBER 1. “I apologize for the confusion. Trees is a nickname for marijuana. You’re in the wrong subreddit.This subreddit is about marijuana.” NUMBER 2. “WEEEEEED! I’m just joshing you. Some …
Now, I’m not saying that comedian and actor Kate Micucci has murdered anyone. I’m just saying that, if she did murder someone, I would vote innocent. Presuming I was in …
The Conductor to hold a press conference Friday, September 21st to discuss possible additional meat schedules to appease the supernatural creatures who live under the city.
A lengthy study out of Massachusetts Institute of Technology has concluded with some surprising results. For the first time, a stunning combined total 87% of Americans indicated that they were …