Stevie Gunderson, the lonely new kid in town, reports that he has found an ancient-looking wooden chest in the attic of his new house. Upon attempting to open it, Stevie…
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Harry Potter, How The Fuck Do You Not Know What A Smickron Is?
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by Daniel
God fucking damn it Harry, how do not know what a smickron is? I don’t know about where you are from but smickrons are fucking everywhere in the wizarding world.…
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Amazon Developing Midnight Meat Drone Service
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by Daniel
Amazon has announced plans to develop an alternative to the Midnight Meat Train system. The MTA has been forced to delay the regular weekly Midnight Meat Train deliveries a number…
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MTA Delays Midnight Meat Train for Fifth Week in a Row
by Daniel
by Daniel
The Conductor to hold a press conference Friday, September 21st to discuss possible additional meat schedules to appease the supernatural creatures who live under the city.