At approximately 2:47 PM today, your phone vibrated and issued it’s literally trademark tone to indicate a default notification. It was not a Steam app notification tone indicating a video…
Science-ology
Trump Signs Order To Store Years As Two Digits
Citing the tremendous economic and technological advancement that occurred in the 1990s, President Trump signed an executive order forcing new software coded in the U.S. to exclusively store the year…
Amazon Developing Midnight Meat Drone Service
Amazon has announced plans to develop an alternative to the Midnight Meat Train system. The MTA has been forced to delay the regular weekly Midnight Meat Train deliveries a number…
Friends Sends 4chan Screencap, Probably a Nazi
Initial excitement at receiving a message from a long time friend was tempered when it’s contents appeared to contain a screencap of a 4chan post. Last contact with said friends…
The First Good Website Gets Second Good Twitter Account
Shout out to the Fresno County Public Library at @fcpl.
We Asked R/TREES About Their Favorite Trees and Here Are The Top Ten Responses
NUMBER 1. “I apologize for the confusion. Trees is a nickname for marijuana. You’re in the wrong subreddit.This subreddit is about marijuana.” NUMBER 2. “WEEEEEED! I’m just joshing you. Some…
New Scientific Study Reveals Everyone is Fine
A lengthy study out of Massachusetts Institute of Technology has concluded with some surprising results. For the first time, a stunning combined total 87% of Americans indicated that they were…