Stephen Gunderson, a long-time spokesperson for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, took the stage at a small press conference to present their latest finding regarding the Covid 19…
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Trump Tasks Justice Department With Acquiring NVIDIA 3090 Graphics Card
Reports are coming in that President Donald Trump has tasked the Justice Department with acquiring an Nvidia 3090 graphics card for the president’s personal use. The more consumer-focused Nvidia 3080…
Stay F Homekins Podcast Signs Four Year Deal With Earwolf
Comedian Paul F Tomkins has just inked a deal to bring four years of Stay F Homekins, the quarantine podcast he co-created with his wife Janie Haddod Tompkins, exclusively to…
Nvidia Announces Their New Graphics Cards Are Cancelled
Nvidia, the current market leader in graphics cards for the PC gaming market, was rumored to making to be making a big announcement at their September 1st GeForce event. Many…
No One Has Told Bon Appetit’s Claire About The Coronavirus
For the most part, Bon Appetit, a culinary magazine with a large YouTube presence, is handling the coronavirus crisis like many media companies. Their contributors and editors are all working…
We here at Spotify see what you’re doing. Some time ago you noticed that none of your algorithmically generated daily mixes had any Halsey in it. So you’ve been furiously…
How To Build A Gaming PC And Two Cheese Sandwiches In 2020
Even with new consoles on the horizon, a gaming PC will likely remain the best possible way to play video games for the foreseeable future. And building your own desktop…
Coronavirus Expert Not Worried About Opening Weekend of The Hunt
Doctor Steven Gunderson, a prominent official with the Center for Disease Control took some time at a recent press conference to reiterate their recommendations for Americans. At this point, we…
Beleaguered Nation Prepares Itself For It’s Coworker’s Coronavirus Theories
While many countries around the world are the in middle of the Coronavirus outbreak and stepping up efforts to quarantine and contain it’s spread, the US has not yet been…
Pinkberry’s New Slogan: “No One Has Ever Died Inside A Pinkberry”
The frozen yogurt chain Pinkberry has a new slogan that plays upon the purported health benefits of their frozen yogurt and the general light, happy atmosphere of their establishments. Starting…