Non Birthday Holidays

Louis C.K. has mastered it all. He is a beloved comedian, TV star and upcoming movie star of “I Love You, Daddy!” Well, earlier today, Louis C.K. posted his resolutions…

An extensive survey conducted by Dr. Andrew Kindler has revealed that we have completely run dry our Trump/Christmas joke supplies. Dr. Kindler has appeared on several episodes of Doug Loves…

Reports are coming that Steve Gunderson, a local man, is not excited about some/all of the guests at his annual family Christmas Day feast. He last got a chance to…

Earlier today, President Trump showed up to an event at the largest West Texas camp that ICE maintains to store the migrant children they currently have in custody. Reporters on…

In my day and age, naughty had only one very specific use case. And it’s definition was whatever the big man up north desired*. You got on the good list…

Just in time for the holiday buying season, Nicolas Cage spoke to Entertainment Weekly earlier today to talk up the bluray release of his new film “Mandy.” And amongst other…

Local man, Steve Gunderson, is currently engaged in Thanksgiving dinner with his Dad and Stepmom’s family despite not knowing the names of any of the sixteen members of his stepmom’s…

A recent phone survey showed that, for the third year in a row, a majority of Americans plan to spend their Wednesday in silent meditation, prepping for the eventuality that…

Since dawn this morning, groundkeepers have been hand decorating each soldier’s grave with fake cobwebs and plastic spiders. Assisting them in their efforts, volunteers have come on to strategically hide…