“Okay, I don’t agree on the Nazi thing but we both agree on the statue thing so I’m going to stay.”
Just Putting It Out There
As The Abyss, I’m Tired Of Staring Back Into Shitty Studio Apartments
Now I’ve been around for a little while. I was there at the beginning of the universe, being the darkness and also being of the darkness. And I’ll be there…
Word Crime: “Naughty” Belongs To Santa, Not To The Prostitutes I Hire
In my day and age, naughty had only one very specific use case. And it’s definition was whatever the big man up north desired*. You got on the good list…
Top Ten Most Annoying Things About Being An Uber Driver
The new gig economy is all anyone is talking nowadays. But what is it like on the other side? We talked to some prolific Uber drivers and they told us…
Poor People Are Poverty Actors
I’m here to express a belief that I think we all share. We all know it. But for some reason, we’ve all felt scared to go out and say it.…
Active Shooter Reported, Probably.
Reports are probably coming in of an active shooter in a well trafficed public area. Statistically speaking, it could very well be scarily close to you or someone you love.…
For too long, the majority has stood by while a party catering to the fringes has disenfranchised us. They have acted deliberately against the will of the people. It’s time…
Idea So Good, It Doesn’t Need To Be Written Down
It’s honestly a really, really good fucking idea. I’m impressed. No, really, you’re a really smart guy. Hell, it almost feels less like a normal idea and more of a…
This Halloween, Treat My T-Rex Costume with Respect
I am sick and tired of people treating my T-Rex costume like it’s some kind of joke. It’s same thing every single year. Lots goofs on tiny arms and Jurassic…
Local teen, Rebecca Gunderson, was born with a rare genetic defect that resulted in her legs not forming at all.