For too long, the majority has stood by while a party catering to the fringes has disenfranchised us. They have acted deliberately against the will of the people. It’s time…
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Last Night, 70 Million Americans Dreamt about Trump Falling Down Stairs
In a one of the kind mass dream event, more than 70 million Americans report experiencing a dream last night at approximately 2:45 AM EST, in which President Trump fell…
Look guys, I know that women said he raped her but Greg asked if it would be cool if his friend came along. And in that moment, it felt weird…
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Long Forgotten Swimming Pool Discovered Behind Secret Door in White House
September 16th marked the first day of Barron Trump’s biweekly trip to the White House and he appears to have made quite the find for White House historians. You see,…
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Supreme Court Votes 5-4 in Favor of Rapists Being Supreme Court Justices
In the Supreme Court’s first volunteered decision, the Supreme Court voted 5-4 in favor of “rapists” and “rape adjacent individuals” being Supreme Court Justices.
Earlier today, President Trump completed an immense model build of the HMS Royal George. Reports indicate that the president awoke this morning at the crack of dawn and choose to…
Seen above, President Trump was spotted sporting a funky new hat on the way to a cabinet meeting where he planned to discuss his controversial trade ideas. Our reporters on…
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