It’s well known in Hollywood that if your movie features firearms heavily and is released immediately post mass-shooting then your box office will likely be severely impacted. While the practice…
Earlier today, President Trump showed up to an event at the largest West Texas camp that ICE maintains to store the migrant children they currently have in custody. Reporters on…
Reports are coming in that President Trump is currently scouring the White House for the mysterious source of music that no one else can hear. Based upon the President’s description,…
Citing the tremendous economic and technological advancement that occurred in the 1990s, President Trump signed an executive order forcing new software coded in the U.S. to exclusively store the year…
In what is becoming a sadly regular event, multi function rooms across the country have become utterly unusable. In at least one case, even a café was rendered utterly nonfunctional…
Exit polls show that the majority of Americans plan to spend the rest of election day silently sitting on their front porch, sharpening knives. Their vacant eyes staring at their…
Reports are coming in that it is “all hands on deck” at the West Los Angeles Bevmo location on Santa Monica. Crew members and extra seasonal contractors are working frantically…
Our reporters have discovered that tensions have reached a head between the Saudi Consulate and the available food delivery services today. After recent events, few Eat24ers, Grubhubers, or Smizmers have…
After extensive analysis of recent developments, we have determined that this statement is mostly probably true, despite the strong beliefs of some people out there.
President Trump took Airforce One out on Thursday to visit the West Texas tent city where he keeps hundreds of his kidnapped refugee children. He plans to personally oversee the…