Flash polls conducted after the first Presidential debate for the 2024 election have shown a startling new paradigm begin to develop in public opinion. When asked, 63% of participants said…
Effective immediately, all managerial and senior managerial level employees have been granted the emergency ability to promote floor and cashier level employees to an assistant managerial position that has become …
Right now, there is one thing on everybody’s mind and that is the election. And that’s a good thing; this election will affect our lives more than any other election…
Like many Americans, I followed the 2016 presidential campaign very closely and, like a majority of Americans, I found Donald Trump to be quite lacking as a candidate. The policies…
Reports are coming in that President Donald Trump has tasked the Justice Department with acquiring an Nvidia 3090 graphics card for the president’s personal use. The more consumer-focused Nvidia 3080…
Late last night, shortly after it was determined that former Vice-President Joe Biden had achieved victory in both the popular vote and electoral college, the president admitted defeat and wished…
Many of those watching Donald Trump’s weekly coronavirus briefing yesterday morning have noted that he seemed “a little off.” Some commentators online have noted that, at one point, the president…
They’re not doing shit.
In relatively quick succession, both Apple and the Alphabet corporation have announced that they will remove support for the word “Buttigieg” in an update to their American English language autocorrect…
In an apparent gaff and possible reference to ex-producer and accused sexual predator Harvey Weinstein, a member of Donald Trump’s impeachment defense team accidentally referred to him as “Mr. Weinstein.”…