Reports are coming in from various siblings that your mom has a “funny story” to tell you about seeing a trans person at a mall. Upon further analysis of the…
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Elder Roderick Stevens of the Modesta clan celebrated his sixtieth birthday yesterday. As is our law, Stevens is making preparations to leave civilization before the next full moon so as…
In what is becoming a sadly regular event, multi function rooms across the country have become utterly unusable. In at least one case, even a café was rendered utterly nonfunctional…
Exit polls show that the majority of Americans plan to spend the rest of election day silently sitting on their front porch, sharpening knives. Their vacant eyes staring at their…
Giant Bomb, a legendary personality based website about video games, celebrated its ten year anniversary earlier this year. But with thousands of hours of video and even more hours of…
Reports are coming in that it is “all hands on deck” at the West Los Angeles Bevmo location on Santa Monica. Crew members and extra seasonal contractors are working frantically…
God fucking damn it Harry, how do not know what a smickron is? I don’t know about where you are from but smickrons are fucking everywhere in the wizarding world.…
Starting on December 9th, Starbursts fans can purchase new packages containing everyone’s favorite part of the FavoReds.
Since dawn this morning, groundkeepers have been hand decorating each soldier’s grave with fake cobwebs and plastic spiders. Assisting them in their efforts, volunteers have come on to strategically hide…
After two years of occupation, ownership of the garage has legally been transferred to the cardboards boxes. The boxes, which contain various knickknacks and junk from the old house, were…