In relatively quick succession, both Apple and the Alphabet corporation have announced that they will remove support for the word “Buttigieg” in an update to their American English language autocorrect…
Poli-DystopiaWhat's Happening?
Whoops, Trump Defense Team Accidentally Refers To Him As Mr. Weinstein
In an apparent gaff and possible reference to ex-producer and accused sexual predator Harvey Weinstein, a member of Donald Trump’s impeachment defense team accidentally referred to him as “Mr. Weinstein.”…
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Man With Statue Of Himself Pretty Sure Nothing More He Can Do For The Poor.
Reports are coming in that Steven Gunderson, a man who owns a statue of himself, feels that he really can’t do anything else to help the poor. This thought first…
Dys-JobTopiaWhat's Happening?
Things Are Really Hectic At Work Right Now, That Paper Bag Will Just Need To Stay On The Ground
Citing the currently increased degree to which his employment saps him of his available energy, local man Steven Gunderson has said he will be unavailable to remove the paper grocery…
Just Putting It Out TherePoli-DystopiaWhat's Happening?
If Hilary Was President When Trump Assassinated Soleimani, We Would Be At War
This has been a harrowing twenty four hours for the entire country. The nation is still divided on how exactly to deal with Iran and if the assassination of General…
We have still not heard from President Trump since the Iraqi parliament voted to expel U.S. troops on Sunday. But U.S. Army officials have already issued orders that troops on…
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Neighbors Concerned After Packers Fan Dresses Newborn In Chicago Bears Attire
Neighbors of Steven Gunderson, a long time fan of the Green Bay Packers Football team, have expressed concern on social media after they noticed that he has purchased several officially…