Have you ever noticed that every man’s Halloween costume can always be described as Depressed ____________? Where the blank field can stand in for pretty much anything. Depressed pirate. Depressed…
October 2019
The Outer Wilds Gamepass Download Numbers Quadrupled Over Weekend
The developers of the critically acclaimed space exploration indie game “The Outer Wilds” were elated when they came into work on Monday morning to discover a massive spike in downloads…
Thank You Tech, Google Offers Free Pixel Phones If Wildfires Destroyed Your Home
Large portions of both Northern and Southern California have been besieged by wild fires this past week. It may be hard to imagine a time before Google was the biggest…
Associate of Pete Buttigieg Arrested Trying To Destroy HPANA Forum Archive
Steve Gunderson, a long time associate of presidential candidate Mayor Pete Buttigieg, was arrested last night as he was attempting to break into a server farm in northern California at…
Trump Disheartened His Kidnapped Refugee Children Are Aging Out Of Halloween
President Donald Trump visited the West Texas tent city where the majority of the underage refugees currently in ICE custody are kept. While he has taken several meetings in nearby…
Alamo Drafthouse Offers Limited Run of Brittany Runs A Macaroni & Cheese
Alamo Drafthouse, the popular Colorado based movie theater chain which offers food service and a strict no-talking policy, has announced a new program that will see limited run themed dishes…
Activision Blizzard Posts Job Listings For Good-Will Accountants
Earlier today, Activision Blizzard posted several listing on their website for jobs in the growing field of “good-will accounting.” Activision is seeking applicants at both the experienced and entry-level, suggesting…
Experts Say Donald Trump Broke Both His Legs, Trump Disagrees
President Trump suffered what appeared to be a serious fall on Thursday as he was attempting to climb the stairs leading up to Air Force One. The event was caught…
Samara Weaving Agrees To Reprise Her Role In Ready Or Not Sequel
According to Deadline, actress Samara Weaving has agreed to reprise her role from Ready Or Not in the sequel. The currently untitled sequel is in preproduction and will center on…
Untitled Goose Game Gilmore Girls DLC Announced
House House, the developer of the hugely popular Untitled Goose Game, announced this morning that they have signed a strategic agreement with Warner Bros. Television and Dorothy Parker Drank Here…