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Looking down upon his infinite domain, the just and loving deity that created the entirety of our existence took notice of the afternoon you spent repeatedly trying to beat that Mario Maker 2 level. Whilst we cannot be certain when this omniscient being turned his gaze upon you, one onlooking archangel reported that he watched the bulk of your failed attempts. This archangel, who wishes to remain anonymous, also noted that upon witnessing you give up, set down your controller and shove a full spoonful of peanut butter into your mouth, God whispered into the void “It’s okay. You tried your best.”
I write this shit.
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