December 2018

Louis C.K. has mastered it all. He is a beloved comedian, TV star and upcoming movie star of “I Love You, Daddy!” Well, earlier today, Louis C.K. posted his resolutions…

Reports are coming in that you received an email from friend in which he expressed feelings of vulnerability and general uncertainty about where his life is going. That doesn’t sound…

An extensive survey conducted by Dr. Andrew Kindler has revealed that we have completely run dry our Trump/Christmas joke supplies. Dr. Kindler has appeared on several episodes of Doug Loves…

Reports are coming that Steve Gunderson, a local man, is not excited about some/all of the guests at his annual family Christmas Day feast. He last got a chance to…

While other people typically give up on nap time once a obstacle presents itself,  this local man is different. A normal person would admit defeat if it’s too bright or…

It’s well known in Hollywood that if your movie features firearms heavily and is released immediately post mass-shooting then your box office will likely be severely impacted. While the practice…

Steve Gunderson, a local man, struggled to recall what exactly he does for the 8-10 hours he is typically at work. “He just stood there trying to remember; he recalled…

Uproarious laughter echoed through the halls of your childhood home as your mom issued a statement that was intended to be non-sexual but that had a very obvious and very…

Earlier today, President Trump showed up to an event at the largest West Texas camp that ICE maintains to store the migrant children they currently have in custody. Reporters on…

Now I’ve been around for a little while. I was there at the beginning of the universe, being the darkness and also being of the darkness. And I’ll be there…