December 2018

Louis C.K. has mastered it all. He is a beloved comedian, TV star and upcoming movie star of “I Love You, Daddy!” Well, earlier today, Louis C.K. posted his resolutions …

Reports are coming in that you received an email from friend in which he expressed feelings of vulnerability and general uncertainty about where his life is going. That doesn’t sound …

An extensive survey conducted by Dr. Andrew Kindler has revealed that we have completely run dry our Trump/Christmas joke supplies. Dr. Kindler has appeared on several episodes of Doug Loves …

Reports are coming that Steve Gunderson, a local man, is not excited about some/all of the guests at his annual family Christmas Day feast. He last got a chance to …

While other people typically give up on nap time once a obstacle presents itself,  this local man is different. A normal person would admit defeat if it’s too bright or …

It’s well known in Hollywood that if your movie features firearms heavily and is released immediately post mass-shooting then your box office will likely be severely impacted. While the practice …

Steve Gunderson, a local man, struggled to recall what exactly he does for the 8-10 hours he is typically at work. “He just stood there trying to remember; he recalled …

Uproarious laughter echoed through the halls of your childhood home as your mom issued a statement that was intended to be non-sexual but that had a very obvious and very …

Earlier today, President Trump showed up to an event at the largest West Texas camp that ICE maintains to store the migrant children they currently have in custody. Reporters on …

Now I’ve been around for a little while. I was there at the beginning of the universe, being the darkness and also being of the darkness. And I’ll be there …