Citing the tremendous economic and technological advancement that occurred in the 1990s, President Trump signed an executive order forcing new software coded in the U.S. to exclusively store the year …
Reports are probably coming in of an active shooter in a well trafficed public area. Statistically speaking, it could very well be scarily close to you or someone you love. …
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Your Mom Has Story About Seeing Trans Person At Mall, Once.
Reports are coming in from various siblings that your mom has a “funny story” to tell you about seeing a trans person at a mall. Upon further analysis of the …
Elder Roderick Stevens of the Modesta clan celebrated his sixtieth birthday yesterday. As is our law, Stevens is making preparations to leave civilization before the next full moon so as …
In what is becoming a sadly regular event, multi function rooms across the country have become utterly unusable. In at least one case, even a café was rendered utterly nonfunctional …
Exit polls show that the majority of Americans plan to spend the rest of election day silently sitting on their front porch, sharpening knives. Their vacant eyes staring at their …
Giant Bomb, a legendary personality based website about video games, celebrated its ten year anniversary earlier this year. But with thousands of hours of video and even more hours of …
Reports are coming in that it is “all hands on deck” at the West Los Angeles Bevmo location on Santa Monica. Crew members and extra seasonal contractors are working frantically …
God fucking damn it Harry, how do not know what a smickron is? I don’t know about where you are from but smickrons are fucking everywhere in the wizarding world. …
Starting on December 9th, Starbursts fans can purchase new packages containing everyone’s favorite part of the FavoReds.
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