Earlier today, IO Interactive announced the successor to their very popular Sean Bean voiced elusive target. And it would appear that IO Interactive is going with yet another movie star. …
November 2018
Employee Gifted $10 Amazon Gift Card, Completely Forgets He’s Poor
That tricky boss is at it again. He’s done flummoxed his worst paid employee by thanking him for all his hard work with a hallmark card and ten dollar gift …
Did You Ever Wonder How You Could Live Rent Free, With No Income?
Well, you obviously cannot.
Trump Searches For Source Of Song “I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life” That No One Else Can Hear
Reports are coming in that President Trump is currently scouring the White House for the mysterious source of music that no one else can hear. Based upon the President’s description, …
Man Enters Into Family Thanksgiving Without Knowing Family Members’ Names
Local man, Steve Gunderson, is currently engaged in Thanksgiving dinner with his Dad and Stepmom’s family despite not knowing the names of any of the sixteen members of his stepmom’s …
Americans Mentally Prepare To Be Able To Slit Aunt Ethel’s Throat
A recent phone survey showed that, for the third year in a row, a majority of Americans plan to spend their Wednesday in silent meditation, prepping for the eventuality that …
Heartland Reels After Real American Dies in California Wildfire
America is in mourning after learning that Steve Gunderson, resident of Kansas City, Missouri, was found deceased. Steve was a 48 year old postal worker from a solid middle class …
Poor People Are Poverty Actors
I’m here to express a belief that I think we all share. We all know it. But for some reason, we’ve all felt scared to go out and say it. …
Pornstar Physically Incapable of Remembering 9/11
Local pervert, Steve Gunderson was struck by the fact that the attractive female performer currently engaged in consensual anilingus on his 4K TV had to told by her parents or …
Despite Reality, Forza Horizon Socal Will Greatly Expand on Seasons
Forza Horizon 4 was only released mere weeks ago but some highly reputable sources are already indicating that a small team within Turn 10 is already in the planning stages …