October 2018

Since dawn this morning, groundkeepers have been hand decorating each soldier’s grave with fake cobwebs and plastic spiders. Assisting them in their efforts, volunteers have come on to strategically hide…

After two years of occupation, ownership of the garage has legally been transferred to the cardboards boxes. The boxes, which contain various knickknacks and junk from the old house, were…

Anyway, I haven’t played Red Dead Redemption 2.

Our reporters have discovered that tensions have reached a head between the Saudi Consulate and the available food delivery services today. After recent events, few Eat24ers, Grubhubers, or Smizmers have…

After extensive analysis of recent developments, we have determined that this statement is mostly probably true, despite the strong beliefs of some people out there.

The already beloved Hitman(2016) was considered by many to be a return to form for the series. Hitman 2(2018) is poised to expand upon that game’s success with it’s release…

Long time local man, Steve Gunderson was awoken by her alarm early this morning. Extensive analysis of his social media post on the matter indicate that was quite enjoying the…

President Trump took Airforce One out on Thursday to visit the West Texas tent city where he keeps hundreds of his kidnapped refugee children. He plans to personally oversee the…

Mere weeks before the release of their highly anticipated Red Dead Redemption 2, Rockstar Games has received criticism for comments made in a recent Vulture article. Critics say that the…

For too long, the majority has stood by while a party catering to the fringes has disenfranchised us. They have acted deliberately against the will of the people. It’s time…