Producers over at Naughty America have produced an innovative new video in which Skin Diamond, a pornographic actress, is informed of Trump’s nonexistent impeachment in the middle of a scene. …
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Did You Know Ken Jeong Used To Be A Medical Doctor On The Obamacare Death Panels?
Many people know the beloved comic actor Ken Jeong from The Hangover, Community and the more recent Crazy Rich Asians(CRA). But did you know that, before all that, he was …
For the first time in his presidency, President Trump has asked all the major networks for airtime during primetime. He plans to use his time, at 9PM EST tonight, to …
Later tonight, CBS will premiere “The Masked Singer,” it’s most innovative take on the singing contest genre. The format is familiar. Twelve contestants will take turns competing in front of …
Received Vulnerable Email From Friend, He Must Have Been Hacked
Reports are coming in that you received an email from friend in which he expressed feelings of vulnerability and general uncertainty about where his life is going. That doesn’t sound …
We’ve Run Out Of Trump/Christmas Jokes
An extensive survey conducted by Dr. Andrew Kindler has revealed that we have completely run dry our Trump/Christmas joke supplies. Dr. Kindler has appeared on several episodes of Doug Loves …
Local Man Not Excited to Reconnect With Relatives He Saw at Thanksgiving
Reports are coming that Steve Gunderson, a local man, is not excited about some/all of the guests at his annual family Christmas Day feast. He last got a chance to …
Man Never Gives Up, When It Comes To Napping
While other people typically give up on nap time once a obstacle presents itself, this local man is different. A normal person would admit defeat if it’s too bright or …
Disney Shot Alternate “Avengers Endgame” Scenes In Case of Mass Shootings
It’s well known in Hollywood that if your movie features firearms heavily and is released immediately post mass-shooting then your box office will likely be severely impacted. While the practice …
Local Man Honestly Can’t Recall What He Does All Day At Work
Steve Gunderson, a local man, struggled to recall what exactly he does for the 8-10 hours he is typically at work. “He just stood there trying to remember; he recalled …