Stephen Gunderson, a long-time spokesperson for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, took the stage at a small press conference to present their latest finding regarding the Covid 19…
Health-ology
Coronavirus Expert Not Worried About Opening Weekend of The Hunt
Doctor Steven Gunderson, a prominent official with the Center for Disease Control took some time at a recent press conference to reiterate their recommendations for Americans. At this point, we…
Beleaguered Nation Prepares Itself For It’s Coworker’s Coronavirus Theories
While many countries around the world are the in middle of the Coronavirus outbreak and stepping up efforts to quarantine and contain it’s spread, the US has not yet been…
Pinkberry’s New Slogan: “No One Has Ever Died Inside A Pinkberry”
The frozen yogurt chain Pinkberry has a new slogan that plays upon the purported health benefits of their frozen yogurt and the general light, happy atmosphere of their establishments. Starting…
Shitting Yourself Added To List Of Things You’ll Never Forget
Following internal review shortly after it moved to long term memory, your brain has decided to move the memory of you shitting your pants to permanent long term memory. This…
Local Man Uses Skills Learned in Graduate School To Research Anal Sex
Steven Gunderson, a local recipient of a Masters in History from University of Southern California, set to work today compiling articles, research paper and reputable first hand experiences regarding anal…
In preparation for a particularly lengthy, hearthy mid day nap, Steve Gunderson consumed a Clif Bar — an energy bar intended for hikers and outdoor recreation. Just before Steve slipped…
Man Never Gives Up, When It Comes To Napping
While other people typically give up on nap time once a obstacle presents itself, this local man is different. A normal person would admit defeat if it’s too bright or…