Everyone knows the scene with Alyson Hannigan in the first American Pie film. We can hear the conversation in our heads and see Jason Bigg’s shocked but also some-what intrigued…
Just Putting It Out There
I know everyone is focused on the election right now, but I just got hit by a car.
Right now, there is one thing on everybody’s mind and that is the election. And that’s a good thing; this election will affect our lives more than any other election…
How To Build A Gaming PC And Two Cheese Sandwiches In 2020
Even with new consoles on the horizon, a gaming PC will likely remain the best possible way to play video games for the foreseeable future. And building your own desktop…
Conversion Fails To End, Despite The Wishes Of All Participants
Listen, I don’t want to continue this conversation and I don’t think you want to continue this conversation. Hell, neither of us really wanted to start this conversation. We just…
Shitting Yourself Added To List Of Things You’ll Never Forget
Following internal review shortly after it moved to long term memory, your brain has decided to move the memory of you shitting your pants to permanent long term memory. This…
As a woman, sometimes I say I’m cold but I’m really not.
Sometimes, just whenever I’m feeling like it, I like to say to the men in my life “I’m cold” when I’m definitely not cold. I mean, how could I possibly…
If Hilary Was President When Trump Assassinated Soleimani, We Would Be At War
This has been a harrowing twenty four hours for the entire country. The nation is still divided on how exactly to deal with Iran and if the assassination of General…
Halloween Just An Excuse For Men to Dress Up As Depressed _________
Have you ever noticed that every man’s Halloween costume can always be described as Depressed ____________? Where the blank field can stand in for pretty much anything. Depressed pirate. Depressed…
I’d Like To Apologize For All The Sexual Harassment You Must Receive
I would be remiss if I didn’t take this opportunity to apologize for the hell men must put you through. It’s a sad fact nowadays but many so called men…