It’s well known in Hollywood that if your movie features firearms heavily and is released immediately post mass-shooting then your box office will likely be severely impacted. While the practice…
Dystopia
Local Man Honestly Can’t Recall What He Does All Day At Work
Steve Gunderson, a local man, struggled to recall what exactly he does for the 8-10 hours he is typically at work. “He just stood there trying to remember; he recalled…
President Trump Has Christmas Surprise For Children He Kidnapped
Earlier today, President Trump showed up to an event at the largest West Texas camp that ICE maintains to store the migrant children they currently have in custody. Reporters on…
Employee Gifted $10 Amazon Gift Card, Completely Forgets He’s Poor
That tricky boss is at it again. He’s done flummoxed his worst paid employee by thanking him for all his hard work with a hallmark card and ten dollar gift…
Did You Ever Wonder How You Could Live Rent Free, With No Income?
Well, you obviously cannot.
Trump Searches For Source Of Song “I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life” That No One Else Can Hear
Reports are coming in that President Trump is currently scouring the White House for the mysterious source of music that no one else can hear. Based upon the President’s description,…
Heartland Reels After Real American Dies in California Wildfire
America is in mourning after learning that Steve Gunderson, resident of Kansas City, Missouri, was found deceased. Steve was a 48 year old postal worker from a solid middle class…
Poor People Are Poverty Actors
I’m here to express a belief that I think we all share. We all know it. But for some reason, we’ve all felt scared to go out and say it.…
Trump Signs Order To Store Years As Two Digits
Citing the tremendous economic and technological advancement that occurred in the 1990s, President Trump signed an executive order forcing new software coded in the U.S. to exclusively store the year…
Active Shooter Reported, Probably.
Reports are probably coming in of an active shooter in a well trafficed public area. Statistically speaking, it could very well be scarily close to you or someone you love.…