Steve Gunderson, a local man, struggled to recall what exactly he does for the 8-10 hours he is typically at work. “He just stood there trying to remember; he recalled only vague memories of walking and mild stapling.” said a reporter on the scene.
Upon further reflection but still no more recollection, Steve described his day as “I wake up, get dressed and eat breakfast. And then I drive to work. And I presume I do stuff there. If I didn’t, they’d probably fire me. I think I walk between offices a lot. I guess it’s good to keep moving. Then it is 6PM and I’m driving home.” We questioned Janet Gorely, a local woman and Steve’s supervisor, about Steve’s behavior at work and she described him as one of their hardest workers and someone who could always be relied upon to “not just waste the day goofing off.” We then questioned Janet on whether or not she could recall what she does all day. She could not.
We are prepping the Janet article.
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