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It’s that time again. That one friend has fedexed you their compilation of all of their rules for how to properly play Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. He “strongly requires” that you finish it before your Saturday 2:45 PM Smash appointment, that you did not schedule. Please bring sodas.
Update: When asked if they could sum up or index the text for easier ingestion, your friend said that they could not.
I write this shit.
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